The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
TIM MINCHINA genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
More Tim Minchin Quotes
-
-
Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don’t gotta believe nothin’ you don’t like.
TIM MINCHIN -
Please don’t make the mistake of thinking that the arts and sciences are at odds with one another. That is a recent, stupid and damaging idea.
TIM MINCHIN -
Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
TIM MINCHIN -
I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
TIM MINCHIN -
Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
TIM MINCHIN -
Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire.
TIM MINCHIN -
Science is awesome. The arts and sciences need to work together to improve how knowledge is communicated.
TIM MINCHIN -
If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
TIM MINCHIN -
It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
TIM MINCHIN -
Take them out onto the verandah and beat them with a cricket bat…. Be intellectually rigorous. Identify your biases, your prejudices, your privilege.
TIM MINCHIN -
You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work? – Medicine.
TIM MINCHIN -
Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.
TIM MINCHIN -
Define yourself by what you love.
TIM MINCHIN -
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
TIM MINCHIN -
Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief.
TIM MINCHIN