The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
TIM MINCHINA genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
More Tim Minchin Quotes
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You don’t have to be unscientific to make beautiful art or to write beautiful things…
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Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed.
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Empathy is intuitive, but it is also something you can work on intellectually.
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There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don’t hear them whinging.
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There is great wisdom in this… but I would add that opinions differ significantly from arse-holes, in that yours should be constantly and thoroughly examined.
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A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
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I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
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Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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Define yourself by what you love.
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A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one.
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We must think critically, and not just about the ideas of others. Be hard on your beliefs.
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Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.
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Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
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You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work? – Medicine.
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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