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You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.

Simon Cowell

I still put punctuation in my texts. If it’s an ‘I’, I make sure it’s a capital.
SIMON COWELL

Capital Punctuation Stills
Praise a stranger with a few nice words and he becomes a stranger that calls you a friend.
SIMON COWELL

Flattery Nice Stranger
Not everybody is perfect, and I don’t think we should be looking for perfect people.
SIMON COWELL

People Perfect Thinking
Good is not enough. You’ve got to be great.
SIMON COWELL

Enough Lesson Life Motivational
Have I got a black book? Yes, it’s called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates – working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.
SIMON COWELL

Book Country People Phones
It’s not our intention to be mean. That’s just within us.
SIMON COWELL

Country Intention Mean People
I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.
SIMON COWELL

Country Hilarious Language People
Most things in music go full circle eventually.
SIMON COWELL

Circles Full Circle
It’s personalities, it’s conflict, it’s all of these things that actually make performers interesting.
SIMON COWELL

Conflict Interesting Personality
I’ve had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year – who cares?
SIMON COWELL

Botox Cares Who Years
I’ve always been petrified of working for a boss who I didn’t like but who I was in fear of, because I wanted my salary.
SIMON COWELL

Boss Salary Wanted
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.
SIMON COWELL

Fancy Hate Spaghetti
Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson I thought, what am I doing this for? I don’t ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.’
SIMON COWELL

Jobs Lessons Want
Rules equal boredom, and I don’t like that.
SIMON COWELL

Boredom Equal Rules
The young people working for me are ambitious and hard-working. That work ethic has always been a trait of the British.
SIMON COWELL

Hard Work People Work
I’d say the most dangerous thing I’ve ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand…
SIMON COWELL

Done Jumping Thailand

You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.

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