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I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England.

Simon Cowell

There’s one argument that says we shouldn’t be putting these kids on under the age of 16. I think you’ve got to take it case by case.
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Age Country Kids People Thinking
Rules equal boredom, and I don’t like that.
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Boredom Equal Rules
It’s not our intention to be mean. That’s just within us.
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Country Intention Mean People
I still put punctuation in my texts. If it’s an ‘I’, I make sure it’s a capital.
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Capital Punctuation Stills
I like to know why a video has suddenly gone viral, why a song has broken, why a TV show is suddenly rating out of pattern… I’m pretty good at understanding why things are becoming popular.
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Broken Shows Song Television
The only magazines I read are car magazines.
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Car Magazines Only
You are a saucy little thing aren’t you?
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Little Things Littles
It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns
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Buns Criticism Hamburgers
The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.
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Animals Stars
Anything I shouldn’t laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I’m bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I’m thinking to myself, ‘If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,’ and then I start laughing and I can’t stop.
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Laughing Mean Thinking
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
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Country Dresses Female People
The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated.
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Competition Frustrated Mean
They understand what their market is and who they should be selling records to, and most importantly, they know the kind of artist that they want to be, but they have to do it themselves. You don’t want a 13-year-old singing some awful song from a musical.
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Artist Country People Song Understand Years
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.
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Fancy Hate Spaghetti
My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don’t.
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Advice Business Careers
I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England.
SIMON COWELL

Country Home People Safe

I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England.

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