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I didn’t realise how important stupid people are in your life, because you ask yourself, what made stupid people so stupid? What made them the way they are?

Simon Cowell

Have I got a black book? Yes, it’s called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates – working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.
SIMON COWELL

Book Country People Phones
The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated.
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Competition Frustrated Mean
You sounded like Dolly parton on helium.” (After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol,sang her country rendition of the Beatles'”Eight Days A Week.)
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Country Eight Idols Season
I didn’t have any qualifications when I left school – I had three O-levels.
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Levels School Three
Britain’s got talent, enormous talent, that’s very obvious.
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Britain Enormous Talent
I’d say the most dangerous thing I’ve ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand…
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Done Jumping Thailand
I love producing shows. And so when you’re on a show where other people are making decisions you don’t necessarily agree with it, after a while you start to feel like a passenger.
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Decisions People Shows
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
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Country Dresses Female People
At 20, you’re cocky and you think you can rule the world, and you get it all wrong.
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Cocky Thinking World
As an actor, I really like Philip Seymour Hoffman. I think he’s a genius.
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Actors Genius Thinking
It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns
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Buns Criticism Hamburgers
I look at him [son Eric] and I think of my dad all the time…. I was born to be a dad.
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Born Dad Son Thinking
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.
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Fancy Hate Spaghetti
Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson I thought, what am I doing this for? I don’t ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.’
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Jobs Lessons Want
The only magazines I read are car magazines.
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Car Magazines Only
You didn’t beat the compotition you crushed the compotition!
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Beats Country Crushed People

I didn’t realise how important stupid people are in your life, because you ask yourself, what made stupid people so stupid? What made them the way they are?

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