Rules equal boredom, and I don’t like that.
SIMON COWELLI still put punctuation in my texts. If it’s an ‘I’, I make sure it’s a capital.
More Simon Cowell Quotes
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Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
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You are a saucy little thing aren’t you?
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I love producing shows. And so when you’re on a show where other people are making decisions you don’t necessarily agree with it, after a while you start to feel like a passenger.
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The young people working for me are ambitious and hard-working. That work ethic has always been a trait of the British.
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As an actor, I really like Philip Seymour Hoffman. I think he’s a genius.
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Anything I shouldn’t laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I’m bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I’m thinking to myself, ‘If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,’ and then I start laughing and I can’t stop.
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Have I got a black book? Yes, it’s called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates – working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.
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If I tape an 11-hour day, guess which parts end up on air. Not the bits when I’m pleasant, but the parts when I’m obnoxious.
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I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.
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My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don’t.
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Praise a stranger with a few nice words and he becomes a stranger that calls you a friend.
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I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don’t have time for them. I can’t make phone calls and stuff. I just sit on my own for days.
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I’m obsessed with cleanliness for myself, so I will take a bath three times a day, sometimes a steam twice a day in addition to that.
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Harshness to me is giving somebody false hopes and not following through. That’s harsh. Telling some guy or some girl who’ve got zero talent that they have zero talent actually is a kindness.
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I don’t want to tell a 15 or 14 year old what they should be doing. I want them to tell me. And that’s what I got when I met Justin Bieber for the first time.
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