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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.

Shaquille O'Neal

My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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Basketball King Miotto Ring Simple Win
Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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People Country Person Tell Wah
I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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Barbecue Center Chicken Down Each Look Only Player Say Think
This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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Change Dominant Ever Guy Legacy Meeting Most Player Rule Secret
The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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Basketball Country Day Do Enough Family Fun Kid Problem Station To
You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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Ate Bigger Fault Flake Foul Frost Guy Little Make Rule Stronger Wheat
When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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People Righteous Tell When You
Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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Care Everybody Going Like People Country Resign
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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Basketball Business Else Everybody Famous Figurehead Learn Player Right Want Way
I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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Actually Country Deal Eat Endore Flake Frost Keep Like Money Now Offer Only People Person Product Use Wheat
Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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Better Call Country Film Last Night People Person School Shoot Some Think
I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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Better Done Game Guy Label People Saw Soccer Ugly Weird
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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Basketball Go Nipple Ouch Pinch Right Say
I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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Aristotle Big Country Person Referee
If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Body Both Needle Ouch Say Stick Take
Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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Balc Basketball Being Call Crazy Get Go Man Much Now Person Root Sasquatch See Snow Tropical

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