“It is best to live with honor for just a day than with dishonor for many decades; better a short lived celestial swan than a century-lived crow.”

Do not use poisonous words against anyone, for words wound more fatally than even arrows.

You have it in your power to make your days on Earth a path of flowers, instead of a path of thorns.

Knowledge without devotion to God produces hatred.

As close as you are to God, so close is God to you.

Without the confidence, nothing can be accomplished.

Whenever and wherever you put yourself in touch with GOD, that is the state of meditation.

Do not contemplate on death; it is just an incident in life; contemplate on God, who is the master of all life.

There is only one caste the caste of humanity. There is only one religion the religion of love. There is only one language the language of the heart.

There is only one royal road for the spiritual journey – Love

The secret of happiness is not in doing what you like but in liking what you have to do.

Before you speak, ask yourself, is it kind, is it necessary, is it true, does it improve the silence?

The secret of happiness is not in doing what you like but in liking what you have to do.

God, if you think, God you are. Dust if you think, dust you are. As you think, so you become. Think God, be God.

All is divine, all is God, and unity is divinity.

Cultivate the heart to raise a harvest of Truth, Righteousness, Peace and Love. This crop has to be raised in your heart and should be shared with others.

Let us live and move in harmony. Let us grow together. Let us cherish the wisdom that we have acquired together. Let us live in complete harmony without any misunderstanding.

I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.

Sadly, there are more wild horses in holding pens than in the wild.

Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this – no dog exchanges bones with another.

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track.

Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.

All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?

I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?