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Football is like life and I know life.

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Governments are out of control, irresponsible, never have enough money, never tighten their own belts, and when they are forced to, they always threaten to shut down police departments and teachers and all these things.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Control Department Government Money Responsiblity Teacher
I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Government Honesty Paragraph Politics Reading Story
Police and firefighters are great, but they don’t create wealth.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Creation Firefighter Greatness Police Wealth
An immigration agent chased him for the last 10 miles.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Agent Chase
Basic Economics 101. It’s the most complicated simple subject there is.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Complication Economic Subject
The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Come Country Difference Fruit
I’m not against the government building roads. That is a legitimate government function. But I am very much against the government claiming that their building the road is the reason somebody on the road is successful.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Against Build Claim Function Government Legitmate Reason Road Success
The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I’m not saying the Democrats don’t want a strong economy. Don’t misunderstand. They just don’t want it now.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Country Democracy Economic Government
Sorry to interrupt myself, but it’s the only way I stop talking.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Attitude Interrupt Stop Talk
Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Government Impose Liberty Rule
Everything you do is up to you.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Dedication Inspirational One Liner
I’m whispering so that the media doesn’t hear me.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Funny Hear Media Whisper
It isn’t racist. It’s hardly even worth the tempest that has been made of it.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Racism Worth
Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Choice Drug Test
I come from a long ago era where men could be men and stereotypical humor didn’t offend anybody.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Come Era Humor Men Offend
Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Access Allow Attractive Establishment Feminism Stream Women

Football is like life and I know life.

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