You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
ROWAN ATKINSONLook, if I’d wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I’d have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
More Rowan Atkinson Quotes
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Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.
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I have a problem with Porsches. They’re wonderful cars, but I know I could never live with one.
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I think in many ways Johnny English is a more believable character.
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Excellence is not an act but a habit.
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The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult.
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For telling a good and incisive religious joke, you should be praised. For telling a bad one, you should be ridiculed and reviled. The idea that you could be prosecuted for the telling of either is quite fantastic.
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The arts community still has a long lasting cynicism of the importance, or the artistic value, of comedy. Comedy is just farting about for money.
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The right to ridicule is far more important to society than any right not to be ridiculed because one in my view represents openness – and the other represents oppression.
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Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.
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To be successful you don’t need beautiful face and heroic body, what you need is skillful mind and ability to perform.
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I have always worried about things more than I should.
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But generally speaking, I tend to be quiet and introspective.
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I enjoy racing historic motorcars from the ’50s and ’60s.
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I am not really single, I am dating my self , I take my self out to eat, I buy myself clothes, I love me, I’m awesome.
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I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one.
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