You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
ROWAN ATKINSONPeople think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I’ll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn’t the case at all. I am essentially a rather quiet, dull person who just happens to be a performer.
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I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.
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I tend to play rather odd men. People that are slightly odd or eccentric, or have a more particular attitude to life.
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Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.
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I’m not looking for anything other than an interesting role to play.
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If you’re a serious actor, it’s when you know you’re going to die tomorrow that you really start to feel it.
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I am not really single, I am dating my self , I take my self out to eat, I buy myself clothes, I love me, I’m awesome.
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People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I’ll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn’t the case at all. I am essentially a rather quiet, dull person who just happens to be a performer.
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I have a problem with Porsches. They’re wonderful cars, but I know I could never live with one.
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Excellence is not an act but a habit.
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The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance has helped to determine your path through life.
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I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there’s a gas bill tied to it.
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When I was doing Bean more than I’ve done him in the last few years, I did strange things – like appearing on chat shows in character as Mr. Bean.
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I’m more critical of the films I make than anyone else.
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Try to be creatively lead rather than market lead.
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The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult.
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