I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
ROALD DAHLYou should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
-
-
It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
ROALD DAHL -
All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
ROALD DAHL -
To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
ROALD DAHL -
Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
ROALD DAHL -
When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
ROALD DAHL -
I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
ROALD DAHL -
I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
ROALD DAHL -
A little magic can take you a long way.
ROALD DAHL -
Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
ROALD DAHL -
Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
ROALD DAHL -
I am suspicious of both facility and speed.
ROALD DAHL -
Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
ROALD DAHL -
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
ROALD DAHL -
Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
ROALD DAHL -
We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
ROALD DAHL