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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?

Roald Dahl

But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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Distraction Impossible Love Person replace
Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
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Business Change Inspirational Power World
Obscurity is never a virtue.
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One Liner Virtue Vulger
Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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Fabulous Flight Journey Travel World
Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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Diary English Father Perfection Writing
It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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Children Disguise Father Funny Imagination Mother Parents Wonderful
Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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Eat Giant
Life is more fun if you play games.
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Fun Game Life One Liner Play
Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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Doctor Doubt Endurance Expectation Face Happiness Jump Night Pain Towel
Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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Animal Human Kill
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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Dreamer Dreams Music
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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Breakfast Food Humour Pencil
Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
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Different Drain Fiction Leaving People Place Writing
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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Business Face Goodness Inspirational Positive Shine Sun
I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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Advantage Book Comfortable Excitement Kids Learning Passion Reading
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Enjoyment Men Nonsense Wisdom

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