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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?

Roald Dahl

Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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Fabulous Flight Journey Travel World
Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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Children Fairy Tale Laugh Scare
Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Believe Finding Inspirational Magic Morning Positive
Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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Children Lord Strave Strength
And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Business Eyes Greatness Hide Inspirational Place Secret World
Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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Eat Giant
The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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Food Fruit One Liner Taste
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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Breakfast Food Humour Pencil
Two rights don’t equal a left.
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Business Deep One Liner Right
There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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Comparison Deep Imagination Place Pure Reality
I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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Finding Impossible Problem Talk
If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.
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Book Business Entrepreneur Inspirational Life Success
When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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Children Deserve Grow Up Parents Remember Spark
An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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Biography Book Bore Detail Humour Life Person
You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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Book Children Humour Writing
Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Disguise Humour Nose Practice Sex Watch Yourself

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