The snozberries taste like snozberries!
ROALD DAHLI’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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A little magic can take you a long way.
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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