Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
ROALD DAHLSome children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it
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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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Perhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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A little magic can take you a long way.
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The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives.
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The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
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If my books can help children become readers then I feel I have accomplished something important.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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