Wrestling Quotes

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I spar with 18-year-old kids that try to kick my ass all the time. As far as going in and doing a wrestling match, I think that pales in comparison, but it’s a totally different thing. It’s completely different. You have to condition your body.

You have to believe you’re great. You have to have an air about you. My success wasn’t because I was a great talent, but because I wanted it more than anybody else. Every minute I step on that field, I want to prove I’m the best player in the league.

There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!

Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

My foray into the wrestling world is well documented in that I have stated many a time that I am not the kid that grows up and aspires to put wrestling trunks and wrestling boots on and get in the ring and flies around to entertain people.

I see the rodeo’s in town again.