White Quotes

I have killed, robbed, and injured too many white men to believe in a good peace.

There can be no whiter whiteness than this one: An insurance man’s shirt on its morning run.

What white man can say I never stole his land or a penny of his money? Yet they say that I am a thief.

Why should I want to be white? I am a Negro – and beautiful!

The whites are the same everywhere. I see them every day.

We’ve got to stop crying and start sweating, stop talking and start walking, stop cursing and start praying. The strength we need will not come from the White House, but from every house in America.

The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’

I bought a white Panamera – and then sold it because I had no use for it.

The great joy of doing ‘The Daily Show’ for me is that I get to sit on the fence between cultures. I am commenting on the absurdity of both sides as an outsider and insider. Sometimes I’m playing the brown guy, and sometimes I’m not, but the best stuff I do always goes back to being a brown kid in a white world.

If you’re white and you’re rich in the USA, if you get busted for drugs, you get a good attorney, and you in all likelihood serve no time. But if you’re poor, black, Hispanic, or poor and white for that matter, you can get put in jail.