Weird Quotes

It’s psychologically a weird experience to be so aware of the fact that the real time of your life is moving much faster than the fictional time you’re trying to depict.

I’m sure that someday children in schools will study the history of the men who made war as you study an absurdity. They’ll be shocked, just as today we’re shocked with cannibalism.

At the end of the day nobody’s perfect and everybody’s weird whether they embrace it or not.

When I was born, I was effectively dead. Weird, I know. The doctors couldn’t get any reaction from me, so I had to be brought round, and although it seemed like I was okay, there were underlying problems.

A friend told me that teenage girls are always looking for someone to pin their dreams on. That doesn’t make it any less weird though.

Weird people follow you in the streets, you can’t sit alone in a restaurant or a cafe and read a book in peace, and I think everybody values those moments of being alone.

I haven’t had that many weird encounters with fans, thank God.

I just want to live a passionate weird life.

I look at the world and I see absurdity all around me. People do strange things constantly, to the point that, for the most part, we manage not to see it. That’s why I love coffee shops and public places – I mean, they’re all out there.

But I was still weird enough that people otherwise left me alone.