Weird Quotes

I could always sing, from a really young age, but my voice was really weird. I used to make my mum turn up the radio every day in our house. She was well into music so I got that from her.

I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.

Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.

I think it’s tacky to have chains that go all the way down to your crotch.

A man who wants to mutilate himself is certainly damned, isn’t he?

Yesterday’s weirdness is tomorrow’s reason why.

And anyway, who wears a tiara on a jungle gym?

I admit it: above all things, I fear absurdity.

All of the young people – the artsy people, people who get overlooked because they’re weird or they don’t have hype around them – need to get some shine.

I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.