Two Quotes

I could never have embraced this many people with two arms.

Im also performing regularly in Southern California with two bands. As a solo artist doing acoustic sets and a member of the Jenerators, my rock n roll band that has been around for a long time now.

I’ve always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That’s why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

If you’re undercover for two or three years, I think you lose your private life.

Today I discovered two kinds of people who go to high school: those who wear new clothes to show off on the first day, and those who wear their oldest clothes to show they think school is unimportant.

there are only two ways to make a lot [of money] while you’re young: One is to entertain the public; and the other is to cheat it.

Two races we’ve lost which I’m genuinely upset about were India and Turkey.

I hope to grow another head and two more hands, like an Indian goddess.

I could look at you forever and never see the two of us together

I personally don’t think you can love two things like dancing and singing the same exact amount. There is always one that you like more, and that is most likely the one that you’re better at, because you try harder in it.