Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
Al FrankenAl Franken If I could keep today’s happiness I wouldn’t worry about tomorrow.
Ai YazawaAi Yazawa Whatever you do today you’ve got to sleep with tonight.
Aaron TippinAaron Tippin Hope lies to mortals And most believe her, But man’s deceiver Was never mine.
A. E. HousmanA. E. Housman Get up tomorrow early in the morning, and earlier than you did today, and do the best that you can.
Joan of ArcJoan of Arc We now to peace and darkness And earth and thee restore Thy creature that thou madest And wilt cast forth no more.
A. E. HousmanA. E. Housman When faith is completely replaced by creed, worship by discipline, love by habit; when the crisis of today is ignored because of the splendors of the past
Abraham Joshua HeschelAbraham Joshua Heschel I got my influences from 70s bands – Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, blah blah blah.
Al JourgensenAl Jourgensen We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat’s next-to-last theorem.
Alan PerlisAlan Perlis Today, at Harvard, any student with the currently fashionable color of skin is given rights denied to students of the currently unfashionable color.
Al CappAl Capp Thoughts on a tapestry. Colour or black and white. A brush, a pen, A flash of light. Ideas flowing soon, about to take flight.
Gerard GleesonGerard Gleeson Like deep water, she was silent. His lips tasted of salt. He was both addicting and bitter all at once.
MoomerMoomer Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov And I would lie on your chest for hours and dream about the world in your arms but your thoughts were in another world.
Ani ShahverdyanAni Shahverdyan Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Ranata SuzukiRanata Suzuki Often all we can do is breathe, even that can be hard sometimes.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry
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