I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, ‘Take off your clothes’?
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller When men talk about the agony of being men, they can never quite get away from the recurrent theme of self-pity.
Pat ConroyPat Conroy Tired mothers find that spanking takes less time than reasoning and penetrates sooner to the seat of the memory.
Will DurantWill Durant What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
Tina FeyTina Fey Go ahead, take out your dong.’ ‘I’m not taking out my dong. And by the way, who uses the word dong?
Al MadrigalAl Madrigal It takes courage to lead a life. Any life.
Erica JongErica Jong I’ve led a career of having to take work to see my family, over picking and choosing, instead of ‘I need food on the table and I don’t know how I’m going to pay the mortgage.’
Jason MomoaJason Momoa To the point that I have to be careful that they don’t take over.
Alan LightmanAlan Lightman To criticize is to appreciate, to appropriate, to take intellectual possession.
Henry JamesHenry James I tell you, it’s funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
Magic JohnsonMagic Johnson Don’t love someone to get into a relationship, love someone to create a partnership.
Aaron BellAaron Bell When will the leaves begin to change in this body of mine?
Mila AlexandrovnaMila Alexandrovna Are you willing to trust yourself and do what needs to be done in order to be who you were meant to be?
Nansia MovidiNansia Movidi The idea that we are so capable of love but still choose to be toxic.
Rupi KaurRupi Kaur I am an arrow – Put me in your bow and let fly. Let this story go by in the blink of an eye.
Bisma IjazBisma Ijaz And you have fast become my weakness, even as you remain my source of strength.
Alma-May NoaAlma-May Noa
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