Table Quotes

Potatoes have such a high GI rating; it’s almost the same as eating table sugar.

I haven’t been an actor who’s been able to pick and choose roles, and being a family man, it’s been about putting food on the table.

Doctors, by God; washing their hands, looking out windows, fiddling with dreadful things while you are stretched out on a table or half undressed on a chair.

I have never been carried around by a large boy, or laughed until my stomach hurt at the dinner table, or listened to the clamor of a hundred people all talking at once. Peace is restrained; this is free.

Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.

I’ve led a career of having to take work to see my family, over picking and choosing, instead of ‘I need food on the table and I don’t know how I’m going to pay the mortgage.’

A panda walks into a tea room and ordered a salad and ate it. Then it pulled out a pistol, shot the man in the next table dead, and walked out.

What becomes a crime deserving capital punishment when the tables are turned is a matter of small moment when the negro woman is the accusing party.

A single conversation across the table with a wise man is better than ten years mere study of books.

In politics, strangely enough, the best way to play your cards is to lay them face upwards on the table.