Stupidity Quotes

Will future ages believe that such stupid bigotry ever existed!

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring.

I was smart enough to use pot without getting caught, and now I’m on the Supreme Court. If you were stupid enough to get caught, that’s your problem. Your appeal is denied. This 40 year sentence just might teach you a lesson.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

Virtuous persons and fruit-laden trees bow, but fools and dry sticks break because they do not bend.

People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we’ve got sitcoms with canned laughter that let’s you know when to laugh if you’re to stupid to know when the joke is.

Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.

There is nothing more horrifying than stupidity in action.

In the birthing process, you come out just realizing how stupid and weak men are! I mean, I might as well not have been in there, we’re useless!