Someone Quotes

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault – they watched the foot come towards their face.

I want to give that world to someone else. Most people in the city rush around so, they have no time to look at a flower. I want them to see it whether they want to or not.

What we don’t realise when we watch a normal film is how many times someone has run in just before a shot quickly to wipe away that sweaty moustache.

What if you gave someone a gift, and they neglected to thank you for it – would you be likely to give them another?

Many people don’t understand ring control. They think they do until they’re against someone who really understands how to set traps, how to create holes in the octagon that they fall into.

Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.

My father gave me some advice when I was very young – whatever someone tells you in the future, don’t forget Pele is the best.

So if hearing that the CEO of Apple is gay can help someone struggling to come to terms with who he or she is, or bring comfort to anyone who feels alone, or inspire people to insist on their equality, then it’s worth the trade-off with my own privacy.

What you need is someone to take hold of you–gently, with love, and hand your life back to you, like something gold you let go of–and I can! I’m determined to do it–and nothing’s more determined than a cat on a tin roof–is there?