Some Quotes

We’re involved in a society which is undergoing some really weird changes now.

And some days I didn’t know with whom I’d be standing face-to-face, and I was so impressed because they were all really wonderful people.

All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.

I try to make all of my roles likeable in some way.

I did it when I was young, and some of the music was OK, but it wasn’t great.

It’s pretty clear now that what looked like it might have been some kind of counterculture is, in reality, just the plain old chaos of undifferentiated weirdness.

I think most defense attorneys know, to some extent, their clients are guilty.

Some people have facts; these can be proven. Some people have theories; these can be disproven. But people with opinions are mindless and have their minds made up about it.

It was a compromise. There was a sense that I could write my own memoirs, and Larry [Grobel] would help me down the line, or maybe not, maybe he was too close to me.