Reason Quotes

It’s a fact that it is much more comfortable to be in the position of the person who has been offended than to be the unfortunate cause of it.

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.

I’m okay with having bad dance moves. I’m okay with having horrible lower teeth. That’s what makes me me, and for some reason, it’s worked out all right.

Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.

The only reason they come to see me is that I know that life is great – and they know I know it.

Fight as hard as you can, and then understand there’s going to have to be some amount of reasonable compromise.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.

Love is the answer to everything. It’s the only reason to do anything.

I like marijuana because it keeps me from killing people. And I think there are a lot of people out there who are just like me. The reason it’s not legal is because most people get up in the morning and get high, then forget to go out and vote for it.

Expectations are the reason that you’re broken and that’s true.