Real Quotes

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.

I believe there’s a huge distinction between un macho and a real man. I don’t think you have to be one to be another.

In real life, good people die all the time and a**holes can live long and happy lives. It’s a crapshoot.

I think my fans will follow me into our combined old age. Real musicians and real fans stay together for a long, long time.

Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there’s nothing real about it; it’s an adult using a kid’s body as a mouthpiece.

I had a real yearning to make use of the opportunities I had at school. When I heard about the gap year of teaching English at a Tibetan monastery, I knew I had to do something about it really quickly, otherwise it was going to get allocated.

You’ve got to remember the Cold War was a very real thing then, so the relationship with the United States was very, very important.

People are upset. They know something is wrong. But they don’t know what. The real explanation is too complicated. They won’t sit still for it. So, they look for scapegoats – the rich…the banks…the Chinese.

I am not being facetious when I say that the real enemies in this country are the Pentagon and its pals in big business.

People talk about love and it seems like a cliche but it’s a real thing – the more love we spread around the world the more it’s going to change lives.