Phone Quotes

I hate phones. All businesses are personal businesses, and I always try my best to get back to people, but sometimes the barrage of calls is so enormous that if I just answered calls I would do nothing else.

There’s a time in everybody’s life they really don’t want to talk to people: they want to get away from talking or being on the phone and stuff.

In England they always try out new mobile phones in Isle of Man. They’ve got a captive society. So I said, you should try the legalization of all drugs on the Isle of Man and see what happens.

I took two important phone calls while in the shower today because I’m a goddam professional.

Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it have a computer in it.

I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.

No waiting by the phone not doing it. For he is not all that I am.

My kids idea of a hard life is to live in a house with only one phone.

I once experimented with meditation, cleared my mind, and immediately remembered a phone call I had to make; that was that.

I miss hearing you smile over the phone.