Philosophy Quotes

My philosophy is, it’s always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don’t mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I’d like you to laugh with me occasionally, too.

It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you, but your opinion that these things are insulting.

To philosophize means to make vivid.

I want to find something I’ve wanted all along, Somewhere I belong.

For a crowd is not company, and faces are but a gallery of pictures; and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love.

Hard times arouse an instinctive desire for authenticity.

God has no need for our worship. It is we who need to show gratitude for what we have received.

This man has conquered the world! What have you done?” The philosopher replied without an instant’s hesitation, “I have conquered the need to conquer the world.

A man is not from where he is born, but where he chooses to die.

The will determines itself; it should not be described as blind, any more than vision should be described as deaf.