Old Quotes

I am getting old and the sign of old age is that I begin to philosophize and ponder over problems which should not be my concern at all.

Hail, hail rock and roll / Deliver me from the days of old.

You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.

The Republicans handing over a crippling economy to the Democrats and immediately blaming them for it will never get old.

Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

Where is everybody? Humans could theoretically colonize the galaxy in a million years or so, and if they could, astronauts from older civilizations could do the same. So why haven’t they come to Earth?

I think so much of what we learn when we get older is being comfortable in our own skin and learning what looks good, and not being so trend-centric.

Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep-burning, unquenchable.

You are never too old to have a revelation.

I’ve been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, ‘Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!’