News Quotes

One reason cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.

I know quite a few fellow members of the news analysis and commentary business, and I have it from the highest-placed sources, on the record, that each and every one of our children is a genius.

If it is not news it is worthless.

History’s long arc is different than the today’s headlines.

I’ve always loved news. I’ve always loved storytelling and being where the scene is.

Advertising in the final analysis should be news.

Sadie got up and kissed Amos on the forehead. “Leave it to us, Uncle. I’ve got a plan.” “That,” I said, “sounds like very bad news.

The good news is at this point as I get older, the load has gotten heavier but my shoulders have gotten wider because I’ve gotten happier so it’s a damn good thing.

There has to a certain responsibility, whether it’s TV news, online news, to sort out opinion from fact.