Minute Quotes

When you hold somebody, you gotta hold them like it’s the last minute of your life.

So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

A very few minutes, because seven days later I was in the studio, and eight days later, I was no the stage.

Every day, do something selfless for someone else that takes under five minutes.

And I think you sort of switch on their brain, man, so that makes them say: ‘Wait a minute, maybe I can do anything.’ Whoooooo! It’s life.

Wait a minute, maybe I can do anything.

Notice the convulsed orange inch of moon perching on this silver minute of evening.

When we see the shadow on our images, are we seeing the time 11 minutes ago on Mars? Or are we seeing the time on Mars as observed from Earth now? It’s like time travel problems in science fiction. When is now; when was then?

Once I saw a chimpanzee gaze at a particularly beautiful sunset for a full 15 minutes.

This is a time for serious people, Bob, and your fifteen minutes are up.