Mad Quotes

The Son of God died; it is by all means to be believed because it is absurd. And he was buried and rose again; the fact is certain, because it is impossible.

My wife gets so mad at me because I don’t like to cook on the grill.

They made it to the middle class, my dad working as a bartender and my mother as a cashier and a maid. I didn’t inherit any money from them. But I inherited something far better – the real opportunity to accomplish my dreams.

I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.

All men are mad in some way or the other, and inasmuch as you deal discreetly with your madmen, so deal with God’s madmen too, the rest of the world.

If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.

I have come to the conclusion that Tony Blair has finally gone mad … he made assertions that are so jaw-droppingly and breathtakingly at variance with reality that he surely needs professional psychiatric help.

I sometimes think we must be all mad and that we shall wake to sanity in strait-waistcoats.

He’s right: They have to put madmen with madmen.

You can not stop criminals and mad men with laws, you can only stop violence with the fear of armed victims.