Mad Quotes

The only ones who make things change are fanatics. If you’re not a fanatic around here, you can’t cut it.

I don’t have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd.

The most dangerous madmen are those created by religion, and people whose aim is to disrupt society always know how to make good use of them on occasion.

I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

If a madman were to come into this room with a stick in his hand, no doubt we should pity the state of his mind; but our primary consideration would be to take care of ourselves. We should knock him down first, and pity him afterwards.

Children and lunatics cut the Gordian knot which the poet spends his life patiently trying to untie.

Party is the madness of many for the gain of a few.

There is no hope for any speculation that does not look absurd at first glance.