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I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.

I’m a human being just like you are. And I hurt and love just like everybody else, and people tend to forget that.

It’s incredibly liberating to spend an hour talking to someone and not caring about what you sound like. It’s about understanding myself. Sometimes I’ll speak to my therapist for an hour a day. It’s become part of my routine.

It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.

Sin is like a journey, it begins with one step.

I don’t know what the definition of pornography is and nobody else does either. Pornography is somebody else’s erotica that you don’t like.

My wife says to do the dishes, and I’m like, ‘Yes, baby. I can clean up.’

Marriage is like life – it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.

I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.

I like everything to be washable, myself included.