Kids Quotes

I think I know how to raise a kid. You just play catch with ’em. You just talk about life, and you distract them by throwing the ball. They don’t even notice that you’re filling up their heads with your theories.

You can’t be a real man if you don’t look out for your kids. They need you.

That was the hard part of having kids: trying to be on their schedule, then fighting to get to sleep while they are sleeping.

I say to the grownups, if you want to deny evolution and live in your world, that’s completely inconsistent with the world we observe, that’s fine. But don’t make your kids do it. Because we need them.

You don’t have to know anything about baseball to respond to Babe Ruth because he’s just this magnificent human being.

Maybe it’s because I was an only child, but I’ve always wanted kids.

I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.

I think I could have been quite difficult to fathom as a youngster, this kid who didn’t talk about himself very much.

The sound of madness is life. It’s waking up in the morning to your alarm clock, your kid crying for you, hearing the sound of the city, it’s everything.

It enrages me to see only certain players singled out for the Hall of Fame because they were born with a God-given specialty.