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I don’t think I’ve ever died on stage. I’ve had jokes that died on stage. I’ve told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn’t know it was the end of the joke.
BILLY CONNOLLY

Absolutely End Jokes Stage Thinking
Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.
BERKELEY BREATHED

Deconstruction Jokes Tears
Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
BRAD WILLIAMS

Everyone Jokes Want
I’m a joke comic. I tell jokes.
DAVE ATTELL

Comic Jokes Tell
I always thought of Levittown as a joke.
BILL GRIFFITH

Always Jokes
His whole personality was like an elaborate joke that he never stopped telling.
LEV GROSSMAN

Jokes Personality Whole
If you ever forget you are a Jew a goy will remind you.
BERNARD MALAMUD

Few Forget Jokes Remind
One of my secrets is to joke all the time.
ACHILLE CASTIGLIONI

Jokes Level One Secret Time
I joke around all the time, ‘I’m Asian; I’m really good at math.’
BRENDA SONG

Asian Jokes Math
I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a little bit. He was much more serious than some of the joke shows that journalists get on.
BOB WOODWARD

Book Jokes Literature Littles Serious
You never know when you’ll have a bad idea for a worse joke.
BENJAMIN WALKER

Ideas Jokes Knows
We feel that what’s too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt.
BOBBY FARRELLY

Feels Hurt Jokes
My favourite things are jokes, friendliness and feeling comfortable.
BILLY CHILDISH

Favourite Feelings Jokes
We joke around a lot with our ballclub.
BILL LAIMBEER

Around Basketball Game Jokes
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGET

Comedian Jokes Three
I’m not much of a joke writer.
BEN FALCONE

Jokes Much Writer

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