Identity Quotes

I’m not a clone of anybody. I’m Rakesh Jhunjhunwala.

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

Some of the biggest cases of mistaken identity are among intellectuals who have trouble remembering that they are not God.

Taxes are the source of life for the bureaucracy, the army and the court, in short, for the whole apparatus of the executive power. Strong government and heavy taxes are identical.

My mom is a yoga instructor: 100% black with dreadlocks.

I look and there’s our boy from Vietnam and our daughter from Ethiopia, and our girl was born in Namibia, and our son is from Cambodia, and they’re brothers and sisters, man. They’re brothers and sisters and it’s a sight for elation.

We are now all Pakistanis – not Baluchis, Pathans, Sindhis, Bengalis, Punjabis and so on – and as Pakistanis, we must feet behave and act, and we should be proud to be known as Pakistanis and nothing else.

Being black or white isn’t an accomplishment. What you do with your life – or what you accomplish with your life – dictates what you should be proud of.

I’m normally last and I’m quite a late person and that is just who I am.

I have dual citizenship.