If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Just give him the ball.
Magic JohnsonMagic Johnson The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him.
Niccolo MachiavelliNiccolo Machiavelli I can get more out of God by believing Him for one minute than by shouting at Him all night.
Smith WigglesworthSmith Wigglesworth It is impossible to forgive someone if you feel superior to him or her.
Timothy KellerTimothy Keller Before a man can bind the enemy, he must know there is nothing binding him.
Smith WigglesworthSmith Wigglesworth Prayer enables us first inwardly to overcome the enemy and then outwardly to deal with him.
Watchman NeeWatchman Nee Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Bad performances can happen and are not that serious – even with new players. You can’t, say, sell him, get a new one.
Jurgen KloppJurgen Klopp An artist is a creature driven by demons. He don’t know why they choose him and he’s usually too busy to wonder why.
William FaulknerWilliam Faulkner You were fully clothed in lies, I was naked in truth. Still, when morning came It was I who survived the cold.
Obehi Vessel A.Obehi Vessel A. I loved you as Icarus loved the sun- too close, too much.
David JonesDavid Jones We attract who our souls need to grow.
Mark AnthonyMark Anthony You’re my bad habit, on this dark planet, light up my world like stars, now they’re ashes.
Chris AllchinChris Allchin Permanence is a wonderful magician. Now you see him, next he goes on to perform the greatest disappearing act of all time.
Hamilton K. AmadiHamilton K. Amadi Live to be happy not to impress.
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