Heaven Quotes

I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die.

My dear, my native soil! For whom my warmest wish to Heav’n is sent, Long may thy hardy sons of rustic toil Be blest with health, and peace, and sweet content!

The heart is like a flowing river of emotions deep as the sea and vast as the heavens bringing color to life.

Heaven have mercy on us all – Presbyterians and Pagans alike – for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending.

Heavenly Father and Mother, make us thankful for all the blessings of this life, and make us ever mindful of the patient hands that oft in weariness spread our tables and prepare our daily food. For humanity’s sake, Amen.

What can be more foolish than to think that all this rare fabric of heaven and earth could come by chance?

You can make hell out of heaven and heaven out of hell. It’s all in the mind.

In heaven an angel is no one in particular.

Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?

If the earth is fit for laughter then surely heaven is filled with it. Heaven is the birthplace of laughter.