Drink Quotes

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.

They’re drinkin’ home brew from a wooden cup. The folks were dancin’ there got all shook up.

That includes people who call themselves Muslims but who don’t lead their lives as such – people who drink, who don’t pray, who don’t fast, who have constantly changing partners and who are unable to recite the Koran.

I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.

As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever works for us, but the wisdom isn’t in the whiskey or the smoke. The wisdom is in the moments when the madness slips away and we remember the basics.

Sometimes I think that Jesus watches my neurotic struggles, and shakes his head and grips his forehead and starts tossing back mojitos.

You loved me gray sweatpants and I loved you drunk on stouts and I am velveeta mac and cheese.

What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

Drink! For you know not whence you came nor why.

Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.