I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
Steven WrightSteven Wright Habit is the ballast that chains the dog to his vomit.
Samuel BeckettSamuel Beckett You can’t put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!
Phil McGrawPhil McGraw Hounds follow those who feed them.
Otto von BismarckOtto von Bismarck Who thinks you’re as fantastic as your dog does?
Audrey HepburnAudrey Hepburn We also have a dog. His name’s Beast. He’s a sheepdog. He’s super cute. I love him.
Mark ZuckerbergMark Zuckerberg I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that’s going to eat you.
Jim CarreyJim Carrey A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.
A. A. MilneA. A. Milne If your dog doesn’t like someone, you probably shouldn’t either.
Jack CanfieldJack Canfield Getting so deep in the process of creating the life I want for myself, so I’m turning out anything/ anyone that doesn’t align with my vision.
Dau VoireDau Voire I am finding the courage to breathe as I am.
Shelby EnsignShelby Ensign Sadness that is caused by the absence of love is deadly for the heart.
Laura ChouetteLaura Chouette Always find a reason to love.
H. DcostaH. Dcosta You are healing yourself with poetry what could be more beautiful than that?
Aurora RaineAurora Raine Not everyone takes every opportunity that comes their way because it takes a lot of work.
Edgar DoucetEdgar Doucet
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