Computer Quotes

The number of elements that have to go into a hit would break a computer down. the right season for that play, the right historical moment, the right tonality.

The guy who knows about computers is the last person you want to have creating documentation for people who don’t understand computers.

Rap music is just computerised crap. I listen to Top of the Pops and after three songs I feel like killing someone.

IBM didn’t invent the computer; Sperry Rand did. But IBM was the first to build the computer position in the prospect’s mind.

[Computing] is just a fabulous place for that, because it’s a place where you don’t have to be a Ph.D. or anything else. It’s a place where you can still be an artisan.

A computer scientist is a machine for converting coffee into urine.

When I’m at home, I love playing action-oriented computer games.

If patterns of ones and zeros were ‘like’ patterns of human lives and death, if everything about an individual could be represented in a computer record by a long string of ones and zeros, then what kind of creature would be represented by a long string of lives and deaths?

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

Run for your lives-the computers are invading. Awesomely powerful computers tackling ever more important tasks with awkward, old-fashioned interfaces.