Whatever happens in life can happen on the stage, but as a comedian you should always be clear what your target is. It’s fine to be gratuitously tasteless if that’s what you are intending to do. It’s that old line:
Ben MillerBen Miller Chihuahua. There’s a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away.
Billiam CoronelBilliam Coronel I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
Bernie MacBernie Mac It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
Bill HicksBill Hicks You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can’t believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me.
Bill BurrBill Burr They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
Bill HicksBill Hicks Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.
Bill BurrBill Burr I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
Bernie MacBernie Mac My theory about comedians is that their greatest fear is other people laughing at them. So comedy is an attempt to control and manipulate the thing they find most frightening.
Ben MillerBen Miller For aspiring comedians? Don’t listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
Bill BurrBill Burr Find someone who can hear you even when you’re silent.
Brad NeatonBrad Neaton Shadows follow me the way a vulture stalks death. One small step ahead.
Danielle MontgomeryDanielle Montgomery Hidden in the ashes, of a fallen building lays a child’s family photo, with whom he could never unite in life.
Heba NazarHeba Nazar To love something, someone. You don’t need to own them.
Sonika MSonika M When you miss someone, you realize their worth and your faith.
Aradhna S BirenAradhna S Biren The bed was the canvas, we were the art.
Jonny OxJonny Ox
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