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A lot of us [comedians] are drawn to the stage or show business or whatever because we didn’t feel so great about ourselves, and we didn’t know how to do anything about that, so we sought external approval.
BARRY CRIMMINS

Approval Comedian Stage
Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you.
ELLEN DEGENERES

Being Comedian Teenage Yourself
Everyone knows I’m just a big, good-natured slob.
BING CROSBY

Abilities Bigs Comedian Knows
I’m not a natural comedian, as an artist. I studied comedy growing up. I would watch Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence, all day.
BRANDON T. JACKSON

Artist Comedian Growing Up
When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
BRAD WILLIAMS

Comedian Night Soldier
Once or twice I’ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I’ve ever seen.
BING CROSBY

Comedian Description Light
I don’t defend what a comedian might say but I defend to the death his right to say it.
BEN MILLER

Comedian Death Field Right
I’m a light comedienne, that’s really where I live the most often.
BETH BRODERICK

Comedian Light Most
My theory about comedians is that their greatest fear is other people laughing at them. So comedy is an attempt to control and manipulate the thing they find most frightening.
BEN MILLER

Comedian Laughing People
In my first stand-up acts there wasn’t material even. You know, I’d go on stage and cry and read a Dear John letter or gut fish on stage. I could be odd – and it’s what interested me as a comedian.
BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT

Comedian Goes Letters
The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I’m like Grace Jones to them. “This guy is nuts-talking about socks. Where’s the wife jokes, where’s the fat jokes?”
JERRY SEINFELD

Comedian Funny Night Real
Whatever happens in life can happen on the stage, but as a comedian you should always be clear what your target is. It’s fine to be gratuitously tasteless if that’s what you are intending to do. It’s that old line:
BEN MILLER

Clear Comedian Happen Share
I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.
BOBBY DARIN

Comedian Comic Distinction
There’s something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.
DAVID WALLIAMS

Comedian Mean Scared
You know, I’m a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we’re fundits! We’re not pundits!
JOY BEHAR

Bills Comedian Three
I’m not very big on politics. I’m a comedian and not that smart. I don’t have the mind capacity for it.
BOBBY MOYNIHAN

Comedian Mind Smart
I would probably be a teacher if I weren’t a comedian.
BRAD GARRETT

Comedian Probably Teacher
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGET

Comedian Jokes Three
What’s the good thing about being an actor, you can do more things. Not just being a comedian, not going overboard but expressing myself within the confines of a film.
BRANDON T. JACKSON

Comedian Film Overboard

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