Children Quotes

God wants a child’s heart and a grownup’s head.

I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.

I’ve always made weird sounds with my mouth. I’ve always been fascinated by the sound design, what you can do with your mouth. I was the kid dancing around in third grade on the basketball court. While everyone would be playing sports, I would be jumping around.

Never underestimate the power that comes when a parent pleads with God on behalf of a child.

I’m a natural-born boss, I have to say. I just like to be good at things. Even as a child, I was boss of my family.

Small children do not belong at an adult party, and especially should not be used like trained midgets to help serve martinis.

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.

I go with what I like and I generally just cling to things that are pastel and remind me of being a little kid. It’s just what it is right now, but I go through phases.

I’m gonna make sure you talk about me, and your grandkids and kids after that gonna know about me…your great grandkids will say “wow, wasn’t that a bizarre individual?”

Do not indoctrinate your children. Teach them how to think for themselves, how to evaluate evidence, and how to disagree with you.