Children Quotes

I hope everyone can examine what is the most important relationship in life – the relationship between parent and child.

Treat yourself as your own beloved child.

Every song is like a kid. How can you have that many kids and have a favorite? Which one do I like to hang most with?

You like a woman, she’s got kids, it’s a package. You can’t just go in one-sided.

I was the youngest child and really spoiled. I loved to play make-believe. I loved pretending to be all kinds of different people and it just seemed natural that I would go into acting.

One of the greatest, smartest things I ever did was give my kids Angie as their mom. She is such a great mom. Oh, man, I’m so happy to have her.

I’m a normal human being. I don’t have any desire to change my body as a result of having had two kids. That’s a good thing, isn’t it?

I was bad, but I was one of the kids that never got caught. If anyone ever knew I did something, it was because I told them. ‘Cause I’m a really good liar, so I end up snitching on myself.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

May my children never read this.