Bullshit Quotes

Young Baby Boomers were forced to play duck-and-cover in school, in hopes that a desk would protect them from an atomic explosion. It was all bullshit, and they knew it.

I want to be around these positive, expressive people who are doing something different and who also want to get the hell out of there and don’t want to be around basic human bullshit.

I don’t know that I’m post-anything. I’d like to think maybe I’m post-bullshit.

These corporations run our culture, and they riddle it with bullshit.

There were the usual types of things that happen, in a production, like logistical bullshit, and this and that and the other. That’s the sort of stuff that happened. But I never felt, in a creative sense, that we were ever veering into a place that I hadn’t signed on for.

I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.

I love the bullshit morning shows. They’re so stupid but I love them.

[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is…thinking, ‘This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.’

Being a man is bullshit; maybe trying to be a man had been the problem all along. At a certain point you just have to trust someone. Even if it’s only yourself.