Beer Quotes

I’m not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer.

Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species.

The British brand is so popular particularly in the US that they put the union jack flag on top of beer bottles because it sells.

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.

Anyone who has ever walked upright has loved beer, celebrated over it, told talks over it, hatched plots over it, courted over it.

Beer was the driving force that led nomadic mankind into village life.

To drink beer is to be human.

You are a funny man! Beer is women’s work.”

I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool.

If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread.