Bad Quotes

I’m filthy stinking rich – well, two out of three ain’t bad.

Mister, I’ve been in a really bad mood for the last few years, so I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave me alone.

It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.

Celebrate your strength. You’ve come so far in your practice and have survived 100% of your bad days⁠.

I’ve been worrying about God a little bit lately. It seems like he’s been in a bad mood. And I think it has to do with the quality of lovers he’s been getting.

Nobody likes the bringer of bad news.

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it’s bad for you.

It’s too bad, but the way American people are, now that they have all this capability, instead of taking advantage of it, they’ll probably just piss it all away.

Another solid run through Central Park. Admittedly, six miles turns out to be a bad idea after a full day in heels!

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.