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They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much.
AL ROKER

Baby Both Burrito Daughter Like Love Mom Mother Show Wrap
Given the chance, i’ll die like a baby, on some faraway beach, when the season’s over.
BRIAN ENO

Baby Beach Chance
The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they have come to the conclusion that what good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is the best after all.
BENJAMIN SPOCK

Baby Children Mother
The hot, moist smell of babies fresh from naps.
BARBARA ASCHER

Baby Naps Smell
The only way I’m interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way.
BETHENNY FRANKEL

Baby Fashioned Having Way
You are called to stand up for life! To respect and defend the mystery of life always and everywhere, including the lives of unborn babies, giving real help and encouragement to mothers in difficult situations. You are called to work and pray against abortion.
POPE JOHN PAUL II

Baby Encouragement Mother
I’m pro-life. I’ll do all I can to see every baby is created with a future and potential. The legislature should do all it can to protect human life.
SARAH PALIN

Baby Legislature Life Pro
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
BILL WATTERSON

Assembly Baby Cheaper Dad Light Sears
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. “Is this yours?” she asked “probably” said Paddy “she burns everything else”
BILLY CONNOLLY

Baby Delivery Funny Humor Paddy Probably
I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
BILLY CRYSTAL

Baby Night Sleep
I went to school for a short period of time to study fashion. I wanted to become a stylist or a designer. I made clothes when I was a teenager that I used to sell online. My label name was “Baby Jesus” – so incredibly stupid, but whatever, I was 17!
BETHANY COSENTINO

Baby Fashion Jesus
I’d rather be in love and have a baby than have a movie.
MILA KUNIS

Baby Love Movie
I don’t need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I’m going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
ELLEN DEGENERES

Baby Funny Humor
All the time a person is a child he is both a child and learning to be a parent. After he becomes a parent he becomes predominantly a parent reliving childhood.
BENJAMIN SPOCK

Baby Children Learning
How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper.
BENJAMIN SPOCK

Baby Diapers Size
I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
BILL HICKS

Abortion Baby Steps Unwanted
Some worry endlessly over missions that were missed, or marriages that did not turn out, or babies that did not arrive, or children that seem lost, or dreams unfulfilled, or because age limits what they can do.
BOYD K. PACKER

Baby Children Dream
I like showing moms what it’s really like having a baby, and how it’s not Hollywood life.
BETHENNY FRANKEL

Baby Hollywood Life Mom
Baby wipes are great for everything! For wiping babies’ butts, as an eye-makeup remover, to wipe the counter, to clean my hands at the airport, just everything.
BETHENNY FRANKEL

Baby Eye Makeup
Well my wife and I just had a baby ourselves and it makes it harder to be on the road.
AL BARR

Baby Harder Make Mean Ourselves Road Run Wife
They (Liverpool players) are passing the cup down the line like a new born baby. Although when they are back in the dressing room they will probably fill it with champagne, something you should never do to a baby.
ALAN PARRY

Baby Born Cup Down Line Liverpool New Pass Player
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I’ll tell you ladies: it’s amazing.
DAVE ATTELL

Baby Cousin Funny
I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
ZACH BRAFF

Baby Fighting Grieving
It wasn’t [Barack] Obama per se; it was the feeling on the ground; it was seeing an old black woman in a wheelchair being wheeled by her son waving a big American flag, and then seeing a guy with his baby in his arms saying,
BILL AYERS

Baby Mean Son Wheelchair Wheeled
Ugh, puppy mills. These commercial breeding facilities are horrendous. The animals are kept in tiny wire cages, with little to no human interaction throughout their lives.
BETH OSTROSKY STERN

Animal Baby Human InterAction Taken
The more you give, the more you live.
BLAKE MYCOSKIE

Abundance Baby True Love
If I don’t take care of myself and be kind to myself, then I can’t take care of anyone else.
BETH RIESGRAF

Baby Sleep Tired

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